Sunday, April 15, 2007

What's Eyeliner?

So, picture this scene, if you can:

Momma getting dressed for the first concert she has been to in a dog's age.

Having to ask her 14 year old daughter to put on her eyeliner because not only does she not own any but she has not a clue how to put it on.

The 5 year old wearing so much face powder that she looks like a ghost.

And she will not let go of my left leg.

The 9 year old boy is wearing one of my bra's and saying repeatedly "Mom, you look weird!"

The 14 year old then proceeds to spend five full minutes separtaing my eye lashes because apparently mascara that is over 8 years old clumps.

The 12 year old teaches me how to drape the scarf I am wearing and then issues precise instructions on how to keep it from bunching.

And I'm out the door in 5 minutes.

Yeah ME!

4 comments:

Bluepaintred said...

omg way too exciting its great seeing your kids helping you out on this big big step!

meno said...

It's good to have a family project. :)

but Momma said...

You made me laugh outloud on that one. :)

Pollyanna said...

The 9 year old boy is wearing one of my bra's and saying repeatedly "Mom, you look weird!"

HAHAHAHHAA. That completely made me giggle. I am sure you looked devine.