Momma's 10 Commandments of Internet Usage

Momma’s 10 Commandments of Internet Usage

1.    Thou shalt be kind.  No exceptions.

2.    Thou shalt use proper English, punctuation and spelling at all times.

3.    Thou shall not cuss.  Or imply cussing.  Or “like” something someone wrote that contains cussing.  Or “like” something with cuss words.

4.    Thou shalt not surf porn. Period.

5.    Thou shalt not erase thy search history.  Ever.

6.    Thou shalt not open emails from people thy do not know or open attachments from people thy do not know.  Or click on links for things or people thy do not know.

7.    Thou shalt not change thy password.  Ever.  Or until thy turn 18.  Whichever comes first.

8.    Thou shalt not “friend” anyone whom is not an actual friend.

9.    Thou shalt not use “chat” or “IM”.

 Thou shall not break or damage or harm or otherwise mess up                                                   thy Mother’s computer.

Breaking one or more of the above Commandants will result in the loss of computer privileges for a time period to be determined by the Momma based on the severity of the crime.

*The Momma will regularly and without forewarning log into your accounts and read your e-mails and messages.  Access to the Internet is not a right but a privilege when you are minor child.